Product Review: Dozzze Relaxation Syrup

This product is billed as a natural and legal alternative to prescription cough syrup (also known as lean). As a person that has never had lean, I had to do my research. Apparently, you can buy a 16oz bottle of lean for approx. $150-$200 on black market. A 4oz bottle of Dozzze is $29 plus shipping. I figured…Hey, its worth a try! So how does Dozzze compare to the real thing? Once again, I repeat…I have never misused prescription cough syrup, so I’m not sure of its effects. During my research I know that lean is supposed to make you feel like…um something awesome.

Like lean, Dozze is advertised as best if mixed with Sprite. Per Dozze’s instagram account @theoriginaldozzze, its suggested to add a maximum of 4 tablespoons of the product per 20 oz of your preferred drink of choice. I placed my order last Friday, and received it this Friday.

After placing 4 tablespoons of Dozze in 16 oz of Sprite…I sipped slowly (as suggested). After 30 minutes, I felt nothing. I figured I needed to let the product settle in my system…so I waited 30 more minutes. Then I figured that hey…maybe I need another cup, so I poured another 16 oz cup of Sprite with another 4 tablespoons of Dozzze. Three hours later…still no feeling of anything. If you are expecting to have an effect…any effect…you will be disappointed. The people that post positive comments on instagram are obviously paid or are friends with its owners.

If you are considering purchasing this product, do yourself a favor…and don’t. You will be better off buying some Crown Royal.

BTW: This Product doesn’t even make you sleepy.

 

Dozzze

12 thoughts on “Product Review: Dozzze Relaxation Syrup

  1. dog pour all four oz’s

    i sipped real promethazine codeine for years and still do. and a pint of that run closer to 1000$ buddy

    this shit is the next best thing i guess. you just cant pussy around just drink 4 oz

    Like

  2. Dozzze is official! You forgot to mention about the taste. Also you have to stir it or mix it baby. This all we sippin in da H right na.

    Like

  3. I dropped 2 in a 20ounce Sprite tropical! Let it sit in the bottom, flexed with it, mixed it by flipping it, then poured over ice. Same exact taste that I remember. (Real sipper from da late 90s)

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s